| I Have A Hott Web Video Of My Own! |
[Thursday|030906] |
For anyone who wants to see what I've been up to, or what I don't get paid nearly enough to do at Taylor Guitars every day, you can watch the latest "Factory Fridays" video (here's the link: www.taylorguitars.com/video/factory-fridays/) on taylorguitars.com. You'll also get to see what I look like with a mohawk. It was a little scruffy back then, and I don't have it up, but whatever.
Special Alert: I'm in the process of making a MySpace. I know, I know...gah. I'll post the link soon.
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| Hate Him, Hate Him, Wouldn't Want To Date Him. |
[Tuesday|111505] |
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For a split second, I thought my journal was in another language.
My work friend told me about this sexy dream he had about a coworker, and it was a really unlikely subject to have such a dream about, and I told him I could top that and then I regaled him with something about sexy dreams and Tipper Gore and he...was...shocked. Stupid, stupid, stupid! And she's not really "like, 70", is she? It was a looong time ago.
I watched Mean Girls, Office Space, and Hannibal, all in one sitting. Later, I went home and made two different Rachel McAdams wallpapers. Whilst doing this, I read a forum post which claimed that she was definitely officially gay or at least a little bi and that she's not really going out with Ryan Gosling, and then I had to do a picture search to find out who Ryan Gosling was and I decided by his picture that he is so gay that she probably is too. I did not post my findings to the forum.
I write about nothing relevant, interesting, or important, and then I realize, there are not enough poet-dilettantes shitting out the worst kind of rubbish (read: bad free verse) all over the internet, but plenty are doing their very bests right here. I think I have what it takes to be one of them. I'm smoking coffee and drinking cigarettes and sad-eyed angels in dark coats watch me from their subterranean hideouts, and while they continue in what seems to me to be a shadier version of my own bereft goings-on, I feel them eyeing me with the sort of annoyance with which one eyes that lone piece of shit that doesn't go down on the first flush.
How was that?
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| Blood and Guts. |
[Monday|100305] |
This really cool dog bit me in the face, and missed my lipring by a couple of millimeters. I could have gotten one stitch, but I opted for Dermabond and one slightly less paranoid mother. Looking back on it, I wouldn't have worried as much about Mother's hypochondria and skipped the fuckin tetanus shot. Ouch. Son of a bitch! says me leaving the waiting room. I know I sound like a baby, but if two days later you still felt like someone smashed in your shoulder with a two-by-four, you'd be a whiny little baby too.
Also, no one believes me that Quizno's ripped off Motel 6 with that stupid talking baby gimmick. Can someone back me up on this?
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[Saturday|092405] |
I just found an archive of femslash for Catherine and Sara from CSI, and the pairing works suprisingly nicely. Much better than all of that Janeway/7 garbage floating around the net. And you might be aware that there's a huge volume of this stuff devoted to Buffydom. But did you know that there's a site all about Joyce? Ewww, that's weird.
I hope this made no sense to any of you. I'm very tired. The O.C. sucks and Jeri Ryan is an awful actress.
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[Saturday|091705] |
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Wasted Fest is cancelled. :(
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| 10 Boxes In The Mail Today... |
[Thursday|090805] |
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Watch the short animation I made.
It's WMV, so you need Windows Media Player or some such program. 3.14 megs...it's pretty rough, what with the crazy-bad jpeg noise and all.
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| Whaddjya dooooo??? |
[Monday|090505] |
So um, Dutch is like pretty much my new favorite person ever. He does some real fucking amazing work. I love! my tattoo, I just hate how it makes the other one look so out of place. Hey Amanda, remember how you said getting my skull upside-down would indeed be a good idea? Yeah, well...shit, ya know?
Eric, I bought Lunar Park today (okay it was technically yesterday), so if you still need it for your class, just let me know. And come see Grizzly Man with Ben and I tomorrow (today, whatever!). Everyone who reads this and lives in the 619 (858s and 760s welcome too) should go so they can see my new tat. And a crazy guy get eaten alive by bears.
My mom finally twisted my poor, small-child-skinny arm and MADE me (I'm not kidding) get a cell phone. So I have one. You can call me at my house number if you want my new digits. Cause I'm not posting them on the internet. Even though no one is going to call me. But if they ever do, they can rest assured that I may not be as pissed about the drunken calls that come at one in the morning. Oh, and funny aside...I was going through the rings on my phone, and I found one entitled "Latin." Turns out that it's the Sex and the City theme song. No joke.
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| From The Files Of urbandictionary.com |
[Thursday|090105] |
10. donkey punch
Donkey Punch when you see a donkey and you get the need to punch it in the ass. Which causes the donkey to run up the hill faster then its ever ran before.
I donkey punched that donkeys ass when my sister was riding him.
Source: Hannah Jobs, Jul 26, 2003
Umm...
Hahahahaha
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